Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
As a member of HPFWNL I ... 57howler ... swear upon what little marbles I have left, for better or for worse, in sickness and in mental illness, to love OBSESS and Theorize, till insanity does us part, that I will remain true to HPFWNL and a Harry Potter LUNATIC for life!!!